Love/Hate, um, Challenge

Sophia tagged me in some “Love/Hate Challenge” thing. Which is a misnomer, I’ve decided, because it’s not terribly challenging. I know, because I actually did it (sort of), and these days no one can really coerce me into doing anything challenging during my off-time. And when I say “no one can coerce me” I don’t mean “because I am an adult and I have excellent boundaries”, I mean something more along the lines of, “I find dishes to be challenging and my kitchen is slowly becoming a biohazard”.

Therefore, in the interest of continuing to ignore the ever-increasing tower of porcelain and grime in my sink, here’s ten things I love and ten things I hate:

I love:

1. my apartment
2. my job
3. endurance laps on roller skates
4. good air circulation
5. roller skating at night on smooth, empty streets
6. pizza
7. receiving Netflix DVDs in the mail
8. getting a solid 8+ hours of sleep
9. Buffy
10. goat cheese

11.* Veronica Barry books

I hate:

1. hot weather
2. dating
3. scrimmage-less roller derby practices
4. when people don’t wear helmets at times when they should
5. mismanagement
6. wasting food
7. computer viruses
8. close encounters with freaky bugs
9. not owning a vacuum cleaner
10. the fact that goat cheese makes my guts hurt, so I can’t eat it anymore

Then I guess I’m also supposed to tag ten people to do the challenge next…

1. Anita
2. Noël (even though Sophia already tagged her)
3. Santa Claus
4. Jesus
5. the Easter Bunny
6. Demanda Riot
7. the Ancient Mariner
8. the Pillsbury dough boy
9. Joan of Arc
10. Malcolm X

* Yes, this list of ten just went up to eleven.